EZthemes Recommended Software Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Bar Jokes | Chicken is a Ventriloquist This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender 'I'll have a Scotch and Soda.' Then the crocodile says 'And I'll have a Whiskey Sour.' The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps 'That's incredible; I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!' And the guy says 'He can't; the chicken is a ventriloquist.' Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 5.31 Votes: 19) Submitted By: Unknown
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