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Top | Bar Jokes | Tight Pants

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a girl wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiousity gets the best of him,

So he walks over and asks: 'How do you get into those pants?'.

The young woman looks him over and replies: 'Well, you could start by buying me a drink...'



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(Added: 2003-09-25 Rating: 5.09 Votes: 11)

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