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Talking to her about computer hardware, I make my mother board. On a farm, a horse and some pigs could be neigh-boars. The people stand up for royalty. The queen sits down for royal tea. Astronauts work in a nice atmosphere. Pocket tape recorders were invented for those who like small talk. A bride-to-be got a hoarse throat walking in the rain to her bridal shower. A lovely lady who lost her watch became a timeless beauty. It's better to love a short girl than not a tall. A woman who became queen considered it her crowning achievement. A computer program attached to an electric chair would have to have its execution checked carefully. Buying a cheap mouse could leave you with a squeak and a sad tale. Old presidents never die, they just keep going through their cabinets. She was listening for a Russell while walking through the trees. What's a woman getting married in a big church thinking about? Aisle, alter, hymn.
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(Added: 2003-09-25 Rating: 2.88 Votes: 8)
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