EZthemes Recommended Software Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Political Jokes | 33 Gallons Ah damn thought I paid it! The cop said, 'Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire.' The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there.' The cop said, ' I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations.' The marine asked, 'How much do you have so far?' The cop replied, 'Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!' Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 3.67 Votes: 27) Submitted By: Unknown
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