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Top | Misc Jokes | YO MOMMA

1) Your momma is so fat to get her thru the front door they had to butter down the sides and put a twinkey on the welcome mat

2) Your momma is so fat when she tried to go driving she got pulled over for not having an OVER SIZE LOAD! sign on the back

3) Your mommas so stupid that when I asked to used to use the restroom she gave me a flashlight and said \"May the force be with you\"



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(Added: 2005-07-06 Rating: 1.00 Votes: 1)

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